THE SECRET LIVES OF DINOSAURS

Before we get too far afield, I wanted to address the word count widget and the accountability I hope it brings with all its dinosaur goodness.

A couple of weeks ago, I wrote:  ” The goal is 16 consecutive 3,000-word-days. This is my plan, and it is Good.  So starting tomorrow, at the bottom of each blog post will be an update on my quest to develop a 3,000-word-a-day habit.… […Public floggings are a hassle….]  … Let’s just say that if ever I show up empty-handed, then you are welcome to start a good old-fashioned cyber stoning in the Comments section.”

Wow.  Look at me.  I’m like a little word politician…promises, promises.

Then just the other day, I tried to involve all of you in my word count shenanigans by utilizing the pronoun responsible for aiding and abetting:  “This month is going to be all about speed.  Speed, speed, speed, my friends!  We are going to drill.  We will time ourselves.  We are going to kindle life into as many story ideas as we can.  This month we are going to see just how many words we can write to keep the Muse Patrol away.”

Then I promised again:  “I will share my word counts each day [cough], and you can post your word counts in the comments [ahem!…excuse me!…tickle in my throat].  I will put together some sort of cumulative word count widget that I will install along the side here so that we can see just how big a pile of words we can make together.”

Okay.  In all fairness, I could not find a widget that suited our purpose here.  Perhaps I will just have to make one at some future date.  But in the meantime, I have resorted to jerry-rigging and prehistoric wildlife.

Behold, to your right (and a little bit up on the sidebar) is a picture of a dinosaur.  According to our resident expert, the Toddler, this is a momma dinosaur.  I snapped this photo in the wilds behind the Pink House after spending days with the Toddler in a sweltering blind with only graham crackers and energy drinks…which is really why I haven’t been fulfilling word count promises.¹

Now, I know everyone keeps telling us dinosaurs are extinct…ya know, “scientists” and stuff.  But you have to remember, back in the day, “men of higher learning” used to believe that the world was flat.  Centuries later, we are still pointing and laughing at them.

Here’s the truth:  Dinosaurs are real, and they are very much alive.  They like to keep a low profile because of the paparazzi (they ruin it for everyone) and because of government contracts (they easily scare), but they are really just people like you and me.  How do I know this?  Because they love a good story, and they’re total suckers for what-ifs.

So actually, it was pretty easy.  She’s a sucker for High Concept stories, so I left out my novel draft and yelled, “‘Eat Pray Love’ meets ‘Sliding Doors!'”  Sucker!

It was obvious she meant to scoot right on past for a quick glimpse…being not terribly fond of the camera after the “biting incident” with a paparazzi that resulted in a restraining order — against the pap, not her — but there was a passage that caught her eye…and snap!  Got her!

(This puppy’s going to National Geographic, baby!…or US Weekly.  What?! Momma needs a new laptop!)

Anyhoo…this is our widget.  As our team-effort, cumulative word count goes up², so will our pile of first drafts.  As our pile of first drafts gets larger, so does our chances of attracting more dinosaurs (which means more pictures).

And as everyone knows, dinosaurs are totally good luck.  If we’re lucky — and if we’ve got dinosaurs, why wouldn’t we be? — at the end of the month, if the household dinosaurs are pleased with our pile of first draft, they will show us favor by holding a secret celebratory ritual in our honor…and we’ll be invited!

Surely you want to see that, don’t you?

Yep, me too.

In order to make this happen, however, the dinosaur shaman’s public relations rep tells me they want at least as much as NaNoWriMo gets, so we’re gonna have to muster up 50,000 words by the end of the month to see this secret dinosaur thing.

The bad news?  We’re off to a late start.  But who cares?  Nothing wrong with jumping in midstream.

The good news?  Everything counts…and everybody counts…and there’s no sign-up, no fees, no requirement to participate every single day.  Just…if you drop by, and you really want to see the dang secret dinosaur thing at the end of the month, type in your word counts.

And then maybe I can finally find out what the hell it is they do at night that makes that weird squeaking noise!

________________________

¹ All of this is not true.

² Word counts will be collected from the “Comments” section and tallied up by the little mice that live beneath my desk.  They will then communicate their data via smoke signal, the Toddler will translate it, and I will update the widget.  Technology…ain’t it great?

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15 Responses to THE SECRET LIVES OF DINOSAURS

  1. apparentbook says:

    I don’t trust dinosaurs. It’s all well and good when they show off those shiny whites in a big smile, then CHOMP! Someone might lose a finger. Anyway, toddlers are better with numbers.

    Word Count: 1000 (+/-)

    • mybluescreen says:

      LOL! I used to feel the same way. This is why the dinosaurs are eager to spread their message of peace and goodwill. (I type what they tell me to. Call 9-1- –!)

      Thank you much for the wordage! 🙂

  2. StayShift says:

    Dinosaurs with tiny arms are not good minions and thus should not be relied on something as precious as a word count. It’s brilliant idea bringing in the ancient species but just because they are old doesn’t mean they are anymore smart than you or I (okay…well, you at least).

    Word Count: Enough.

    • mybluescreen says:

      The dinosaurs wish me to point out that their arms aren’t as heavy, a logistical advantage when it comes to swinging them back and forth. They also ask me to ask you how many words is “enough”? 😉

      • StayShift says:

        I don’t know what is “enough” but I am very jealous that you have recruited the help of dinosaurs. I tried to receive help from mammoths but they seem to just jostle around in the freezer, trying to find new ways of using their tusks.

        When I find a quantitative amount for “enough,” you will be the first to know.

      • mybluescreen says:

        Cool. By the way, I heard that those mammoths are awesome for breaking up ice cubes with their little tusks. I’ve heard they’ve even got little professional ice sculpture teams in Asia. Your mammoths should check it out. But be careful…if they ever figure out what’s in the ice cream carton, it’s a nightmare.

  3. Okay, so I leave Haiti, go to Miami for a few days, and I’m all behind on what’s happening here. Now that I’m back in Port-au-Prince, I’ll get my my not-s0-speedy ass in gear, write, and share my count. Today I don’t think I topped 8oo words–bad, I know, but I’ll improve–I promise!
    Blogging from Haiti,
    Kathy

    • mybluescreen says:

      Hi! How was your shopping trip? Fruitful, I hope.

      You’ve only missed a bit of silliness, nothing serious. Glad you’re back though. And thank you very much for your word count! 800 is just lovely!

  4. Widgets! 🙂 I sent you an email….have the cute dino sniff around in your inbox to retrieve it 😉

  5. Heather says:

    YES! I support this mission, even though I will not be of much use. I shall however try my best to remember… 🙂 I want to see the Dino Party. Maybe we can have Dinosaur Shaped Chicken Nuggets, like the kind I just recently purchased from the WallyWorld.

    And I have a NaNoWriMo account floating around somewhere in cyberspace… -ponders-

    Did I mention that you amuse and amaze me?

    • mybluescreen says:

      LOL! Dinosaur Chicken Nuggets sound great! As for word counts, whatever you write counts…blog posts too! I haven’t had a chance to tally everything up — this weekend, I promise! — but I want to see the Dino Party too. I think we’ll make it.

      Cool about NaNoWriMo! When November rolls around, we’ll have to cheer each other on.

      And as always…thank you for your sweet, kind words. Make my day, you do. 🙂

      • Heather says:

        Oh snap, somehow I just now saw this response and I completely forgot to give you my word count. >_< Crap.

        I will make it a little easier and just tell you that since February 7th I have written 7,000 words toward my "first draft" of a story… that I will probably not finish because I've already grown bored with the main character. Time to go back to the drawing board, but I am still keeping that draft to use for ideas and such.

        Unfortunately, I haven't had much time for writing on my draft, and I keep having bad bouts of writer's block. Yuuuck.

      • mybluescreen says:

        Hee! I smell dinosaur cake! (Ahem…cake made for dinosaurs, not of dinosaurs, that is.) Thank you! And keep writing! That’s the only way to bust the block. 🙂

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